Let's save everyone some time.
This tee delivers the message before you have to.
For the woman who's mastered the art of smiling politely while mentally moving on, it's the perfect blend of wit, confidence, and just enough attitude. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to spark a laugh, it's made for women who know that experience has earned them the right to have boundaries—and a sense of humor about them.
Unsolicited opinions not included.
This midweight cotton shirt carries a clean, centered print: black uppercase text with a red arrow pointing down to a cheeky follow-up line. It sits easily in a relaxed wardrobe — layered under a flannel, paired with jeans, or worn solo when you want to make a playful statement. The soft but durable cotton and tear-away label keep it comfortable for all-day wear, while thoughtful construction (tubular knit, ribbed collar, shoulder tape) preserves shape and fit through repeat washes.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (midweight 180 g/m²) for comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
View our shipping and return policies.
Let's save everyone some time.
This tee delivers the message before you have to.
For the woman who's mastered the art of smiling politely while mentally moving on, it's the perfect blend of wit, confidence, and just enough attitude. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to spark a laugh, it's made for women who know that experience has earned them the right to have boundaries—and a sense of humor about them.
Unsolicited opinions not included.
This midweight cotton shirt carries a clean, centered print: black uppercase text with a red arrow pointing down to a cheeky follow-up line. It sits easily in a relaxed wardrobe — layered under a flannel, paired with jeans, or worn solo when you want to make a playful statement. The soft but durable cotton and tear-away label keep it comfortable for all-day wear, while thoughtful construction (tubular knit, ribbed collar, shoulder tape) preserves shape and fit through repeat washes.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (midweight 180 g/m²) for comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
View our shipping and return policies.
